What cinematic atrocities were foisted upon an unsuspecting public this year? Well, this week, El’Ahrai and John run down their lists of the Top 5 Worst Movies of 2019! (Somehow, they both managed to avoid mentioning “Dark Phoenix”.) Plus! Reviews of “Cats” and “Adopt a Highway”! People like you must create. That’s what you were brought into this world to do, Bernadette. If you don’t, you become a menace to society.